WHY MUST I BE TORMENTED! *big eyes* i am but a feeble old man...searching for happiness *tear drop*

i don't think they're falling for it....

okay fine! i'll give the panties back! *returns underwear*

i prefer the new underwear that the city's women just bought to replace the ones i stole...nyehehehe!

MASS PANTY RAID II! brand new undies!

YES! I HAVE ALL THE PANTIES OF EVERY GIRL IN THE CITY!!! [whatever city it is ^^; ]  

Maybe i should rob the stores' lingerie departments.....nah, i prefer 'em used!

aaaaaaah....*empties out large bag* so...so...so beautiful! *rolls in panties* weee! *rolls in bras and whatever*

so this is what heaven must be like! 

hee-hee-hee!

1. Akane X

2. Kasumi X

3. Nabiki X

4. Ukyo X

5. Ranma

6. Shampoo X

beware ranma!

*flees from Cologne*  I'LL NEVER GIVE THESE BACK! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

let's see...*takes out list*

1. Akane X

2. Kasumi X

3. Nabiki X

4. Ukyo X

5. Ranma

6. Shampoo

7. Kodachi

hmmm....missing three. oh! *crosses out kodachi's name* too crazy even for me. so...two left. but am i missing anyone?

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! another successful raid! *rolls around in panties and bras*

[ugh...rp-ing this guy is so...creepy *insanely twitches* ]